This really doesn’t answer the questions above but it was fun to write anyways!

Badger’s Snack

The badger took his coat and hat and set off for the tree
the owl said, “There’s bugs in there”, so badger went to see
He really wanted to go down into his tunnel home
But maybe there’d be more to find like mole’s or mouse’s tomb
He found the tree and had to say it looked right like a store
The holes were made and badger thought, “No holes I have to bore”.
he checked the tree and saw there was a squirrel near the end
Who put a kettle on the stove for tea with his new friend.
The kettle rang and whistled soon the water getting hot
badger thought his friend looked good, but’d be better in a…