The Christening

Bill and me av decided
to get our Scott christened
don’t know why

We’ll be bound to t’spike
again wi lass wi dog collar
Blind Mary said she’d be
in to M & S. Posh that.

Anyroad we took young ‘un
to’t spike an all this
palaver about joining flock
family o’ God & Christ.

You know what Spike is

that summat they call a church

wi it’s pointy bit. Av got to learn

thee a can see that.

Building could a done

wi some draught excluders

and price. Even Dick wore a mask.

Glad when all yammering
were done an we’d off
to Club for shot or too.
Not Scott free though

Blind Mary said laughing
He gave us a bellyful
of complaining and bile
like we’d murdered sod.

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