I Infuse

unnecessary meaning when water pelts down and good hearted fetch in your half dried smalls, skirts, tshirts, towels and Daisy Dukes for you to hammer on my porch window aflame with anger that some slavering pervert has nicked your knickers and needs his balls cut off and put against a wall and shot and when I bring them out you snatch them from my hands, glare as if I have abused you, stomp to your door and slam it. No thankyou, how thoughtful. I try and do folk good turns but they infuse my kindness with things I never intended. I hope St. Peter understands when I arrive at his gate.

via Daily Prompt: Infuse

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