is a timepiece.
A sigh is a fire extinguisher.
Held hands are wishes.
A kiss is a gushing tap.
A snog is a succulent slab of meat.
Sex is walking a tightrope.
Engagement is a car park half full.
Marriage is a pink balloon.
Divorce is stale bread.
Remarriage is a reversing car.
The Wombwell Rainbow 