After work I smoke to switch off
I need that release so at Morrisons
say to my mate Watch This and jump
into trolley bouncy with cardboard,
nick from Pick ‘n’Mix, who misses a Jelly Tiger,
me and mate do Madness walk
down shopping aisles
followed by security,
till we get to sweets aisle
and munch it all.
Maybe buy some Johnnies
and while shop lass not looking
pocket pack chewing gum.
Switched On, nah effort, no effort, Switched Off.