It will happen

It will happen

when fish climb poplar trees
when grapes grow on a willow
when fish climb poplar trees

It will happen

when chickens grow teeth
two Thursdays in the same week
 two Sundays in the same week
when it’s snowing red

It will happen

on horses’ Easter
when cows fly
when flagpole blossoms

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The Ribcage A Wardrobe

Open my ribcage like a wardrobe
Sigh at old fashion of my heart
Put on a despair of my shoes
Walk out open door of my senses

Shop in new mall of my thoughts
Same shops as anywhere
Replace despairs on old shoe rack
Close my ribcage
like a wardrobe

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The Riffage

Clamped in the upright station of the world
Drowned in the come uppance daylight
Hunkered half light knowingness
Hefts hollow along kerbside

Ferret the mammal heart of the world
Become harsh chandeliers
Become rude shoeless adjectives
verb your character into business

letteropen an alphabet of fire,
a draining board of desire
a kitchen cupboard of flesh
a knifeblock of words
unseating themselves

Griddle down lightning days
Heavying nights moisten to open
Forgiveness in a handshake of trees
a massage of fields amid the nursery
Of war

record visual media
stand to attention wall
mounted retreat into hill
stations of past lives
lived hands free
autobot rainbow of perception

Tinker, tinker with children’s toys
repair your own gored scars
fix bro
ken and Barbie cars without
wheels   pieces
lost toothless jigsaw

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Autumn

Night is closer now
Night is colder now
Night is called now
Night clasps you now

Bright not brim dark
Dark whim not bright
Shout hard shun light
Light harsh hard mark

Light is lost past Light
Light is last must Light
Light is past last Light
Light is past lost Light

Rasping hands carpenter seduction
Grasping hands engender destruction

Night block life
Knife block sun
Sun block knife
Life block Night

Fire heals bone
Bone heals breath
Breath heals breath
Birth heals fire

Bone pain cold
Stone pain cold
Grown stone cold
Old Thrown stone

Leaf fall land fall handful
Earth rise tuber rise armful.
Motes mingle winterlight
Handful earthful autumn dark

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The Accumulation

buy into this

buy into heraldic unicorns on

high street

Greeting Cards DVD rental
Bakery Bakery 

. Master Bakers 

horn

Rude. No need for it.

only shops and pubs

Bank Bank Interiors

only shops

Betting Betting
Butcher WholesaleButcher Butcher

the high street

Butchers
Opticians Opticians 

Opticians Animal Accountants

buy into

Design in Bloom

How many virgins
Shall meet and greet
the green, green Unicorn
down High Street

Not damp damp
between the causey edges

on verge. On verge of rude

How many how
many men know the horn
that heals not wounds

How many how
girls see Rhinos
See great shaggy Rhinos
Down the High street

How many how
need opticians
a bun in the bank

on verge of butchery

rudery prudery

a vision of butchery
a unicorns vision

Rhinos have bad eyesight
need opticians
You can’t like me
Your eyes are painted on

Pie in a different, different sky.

bakers dozen

The Ancient Woodland

Ancient Woodland Wood Sage,

Bluebell, Bush Vetch,

Bugle, Yellow Archangel,

Dog’s Mercury,

Slender St John’s-wort,

Toothwort,

all in a Monk’s prayer

Multi stemmed rough barked Oak,

smoother Hazel trees abound

 where miners various strikes

hunted family warming fire wood.

Above as book leafed pressed trees

Carboniferous Coal measures

Sandstone crumbles

cooing Collared Dove,

Green Woodpecker knock,

Wren, Mistle Thrush,

Treecreeper, Song Thrush

fledge amongst Oak and Hazel.

Sparrowhawk hunt

Kestrel still point

Kingfisher blue flash above Bream

An industrial brown serpentine sludge

oozing round corners

of heavily employed industry

reinvented by collapse

recovered it’s pre

Industrial self

Into fish, fowl, mammal,

Ancient woodland.

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The Christening

Bill and me av decided
to get our Scott christened
don’t know why
Cos it’s IMPORTANT

We’ll be bound to t’spike
again wi lass wi dog collar
Blind Mary said she’d be
in to M & S. Posh that.

Anyroad we took young ‘un
to’t spike an all this
palaver about joining flock
family o’ God & Christ.

You know what Spike is

that summat they call a church

wi it’s pointy bit. Av got to learn

thee a can see that.

Building could a done

wi some draught excluders

and price. Even Dick wore a mask.

Glad when all yammering
were done an we’d off
to Club for shot or too.
Not Scott free though

Blind Mary said laughing
He gave us a bellyful
of complaining and bile
like we’d murdered sod.

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The Baptism

Don’t believe in God, like what some do.
But you got to have something
Sun in sky were boiling
like water from spuds
when they’re abart done
hittin lit gas rings
Church looked like a big spike
and into spike we took our Scott

In spike were this lass
with a white band around her throat
like she’d hurt herself
Dog collar our Jimmy said
But I ain’t seen a dog wear one.

Anyroad, she spouts some fancy
Words about God and us joining summat,
all I remember is building going on for miles
and this posh sink at front
look wicked in our bathroom that.

Anyways, she pours water in sink,
says summat else and finger paints
Scott, all shartin and yellin
as if whole spike tummel darn
around us, and we’re only ones
left standing.

Atterwards at Club our Scott
chewed on his bikkie
like nowt had happened
while we had pint of Best
few shots in dark and a dance.

Jimmy, my brother said Scott

were Christian now, whatever

that means.

We set Club alight with celebration.

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The Testimony of William Morewood

William Morewood of Wombwell, age indecipherable.

I went to Wollow Hall
(Wombwell Hall),
Wednesday, Easter week
in afternoon.

Asked Mistress Wombwell
‘How is Master Wombwell?’
‘He is sore sick.’
‘What’s he ail?

‘He’s eaten Calf’s Head
as poisoned him.
I went into Henry’s chamber
where he lay.

Asked him ‘How are you?’
‘I’m done, done, done.’
Night after he was dead
of surfit, of what it were
 I don’t know.

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The Cup of Easter Ale (1531)

The Shepherd’s Testimony

And Death said:

Henry and his wife Kateren
had between them
for eight years
prior to his death
great malice, grudge,
dissension, discord.

It is said Kateren
many and sundry times
procured and imagined
the death of her husband
Henry Wombwell

Three years estranged
before he died

The Shepherds Testimony

Between January and March 1531
whilst Henry visited London
I, Thomas Shepherd
a tenant of Henry’s
was discharged by Kateren,
from his ground.

Upon Henry’s return
from London
My
ground was returned.
But Kateren drove
my beasts
away from my ground again.

I visited Henry
who was staying
at Mexborough
and requested
my closes be returned,
and asked why
Henry did not return

Henry staying at Mexborough
almost two years
said to me
he feared poisoning
commanded me
to gather his rent.

Kateren came to my close
and because I was still
there killed one
of my sheep.

Easter Day,
Darfield Church Mass over
Henry and Katerin rode
home passing
my Close
my wife
Bade good morrow
Henry bade same
Katerin none.

Easter day afternoon
at one Bradley’s home
I over heard Richard Lumby,
servant to one John More

Say ‘Kateren said
Ay, Roger
I love not him
I shall have my will
both of thy master
and Shepherd.’

Henry dead
Katerin sent word
that I leave.

 

The Saying of Elizabeth Green

I, Elisabeth Green,
servant
to mistress Kateren,
master Henry’s wife
dwelled with master Henry
quarter of a year
before his death

I was at Mexburgh
with my mistress Kateren
when one Husteler
came to me and said
Henry would have me
come to him.

I told mistress Kateren
of it, who bade
me go to him,
and so I did.

When I got there
I told my master Henry
that for his worship
he needed to come
home at Easter,
and so he did.

At that time
I said no more to him,
but told him how
Shepherd had treated
Kateren evilly,
and therewith
Henry was angry at him.

Sir William Gascoignes servant
has laid rotten
bread in the house
at Shrovetide before.
Master Henry’s complained
himself sick at Mass
or at Easter day,
I cannot remember which
and I sat at table end
with him
and mistress at supper
of Easter day last past
and he desired me

to fetch him
a drink,
and so I did;
Ralph Metcalf
was not there,
at the time.

My master had no more
drink at supper
and one of Henry’s
children and Ralph Metcalf
drank of the same cup
and I knew not
Master was sick
before Monday,
but neighbours said
he was sick in the town
at afternoon,
I never asked him
for forgiveness and
he offered to kiss me
diverse times
when he lay sick,
and I sat on his bed
and I asked how he was
and he said well
and Thomas Upton
said he will do well
if I lay down,
at his back,

I was not content.

The Testimony of Thomas Kitson

Thomas Kitson of Mexburgh,
aged about 50 says
Henry boarded at his house
for about two year

to her master,
I did see Elisabeth there
one time, but we
never spoke
and never knew
my master never
loved her nor
favoured her.

The Testimony of William Morewood

William Morewood of Wombwell, age indecipherable.

I went to Wollow Hall
(Wombwell Hall),
Wednesday, Easter week
in afternoon.

Asked Mistress Wombwell
‘How is Master Wombwell?’
‘He is sore sick.’
‘What’s he ail?

‘He’s eaten Calf’s Head
as poisoned him.
I went into Henry’s chamber
where he lay.

Asked him ‘How are you?’
‘I’m done, done, done.’
Night after he was dead
of surfit, of what it were
 I don’t know.

The Deposition of Christofer Husteler

Christofer Husteler, aged 60,
household servant
to Henry Wombwell said:

At London
When my master Henry
dispatched his designs,
Sir Richard Tempest
advised him to go home

I durst not
said my master
Why?
I am feared
to be poisoned
By whom?
Amongst them.

Sir Richard said
Go to your friends
come not among them
or else come me,
and I shall give
you board.

That’s all I know
as when my master died
I was with my wife
at Bylburgh of the hill,
beside Tadcaster.

I never sent no message
to Elisabeth
to come
to her master,
I did see Elisabeth there
one time,
but we
never spoke
and never knew
my master
never
loved her
nor
favoured her.

The Testimony of Thomas Upton

Thomas Upton, aged about 32 servant to Henry Wombwell

Master was in good health
on Easter Day.
Afternoon
he went
to Darfeld to evensong,
many folk went
with him,

according to custom
used.
When evensong
were done,
Master
and others went
on to Gorrells house

for a pennyworth of ale,
and mistress Wombwell,
Ralph Metcalf, Elisabeth
Green
rode home soon
as evensong were done.

Afterwards Master,
myself
and Edward Lee
rode
to Wombwell.
I set up me horse,

came into parlour,
master
and mistress
were sat at table.
one at one side, one other
They had two cups of ale

they were accustomed to have.
I ate meat with other servants
sat at another table
in the parlour

And when Master took
the cup and drank
Mistress went out
the parlour door.

And then my master rose
leaned in a window
afterwards went
into the hall

I followed him asked him
‘How are you?’
‘Elisabeth gave me
a cup of ale

I am poisoned.

My master began to be sick
(Thomas Upton holds his head)
Ralph Metcalf came out
parlour to speak to master

 

My master said to him
Ralph, I pray thee
give me drink,
for Elisabeth Green

has given me drink
and I will no more
At her hands.

Ralph said Mercy, Sir,
I gave you no drink.

Mistress Kateren came in
again to the hall and said
I have been sick too.
It’s calf’s head

we had at Nicholas Gorrells.
My master went to bed,
and I went with him,
and master said to me

I am poisoned
and I said to him
Sir, if ought come to you,
I shall tell it.

Master said to me
Pray tell it to Sir Richard
Tempest for he
has helped me.

On Monday my master
got up from his bed,
but as soon as
he was sick again,

went to bed again
and never rested
until he was dead.

Women who wound
My master asked me
to fetch a green sod,
cut it into three

one laid at his heart,
and others under
either arm and they
wound him in two sheets

and buried him by
Ten of the clock
on Twysday
he died

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