When she shops

she chooses the item
 at the back of the shelf.

 “Not been tampered with”,
 she says.

 Always puts items
 she does not want
 back so they stand
 awkward, or on wrong
 shelf.

 “Keeps them busy.”
 she says

 Always buys presents
 for friends and family
 from the Pound Shop.

 “Better value than
 posh, expensive shops.”
 she says.

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