1. The Switch Off

After work I smoke to switch off
I need that release so at Morrisons
say to my mate Watch This and  jump into trolley bouncy with cardboard, nick from Pick ‘n’Mix, who misses a Jelly Tiger, me and mate do Madness walk down shopping aisles followed by security, till we get to sweets aisle and munch it all. Maybe buy some Johnnies and while she’s not looking pocket pack chewing gum.
Switched On, nah, that’s effort, what you want is no effort, Switched Off.

2. The Don’t Mind Me

Stood in our local hostelry

doing the business where

its quiet this lad comes in

says Don’t Mind Me, spreads

line of white stuff on white

porcelain and sniffs it up.

Don’t Mind Me he says

and leaves. I was finished off.

3. The Dream

Seen those foods on offer

as you go out supermarket

with your trolley, crisps, nuts,

what if you were to swipe one off

as complimentary. They’d not

miss it. Earn millions them.

That’d be A-Mazing!