the live mouse your new cat brought in as a gift, move leather settee and armchairs forward so you can see behind them, poke with your multicoloured fluffy duster the quick grey tail swish by, climb wooden African cd rack in shape of shrunken head and body, grasp it’s tail and quick under arm chuck it out front door, before it has chance to spin, break it’s tail and pursuit begin again. God your neck and back ache.